why would anyone read this blog?

About while back The Onion used to ask a few simple questions to a band in an attempt to "Justify Their Existence" ... so I'll do the same substituting "read & blog" for "buy & record".

The Onion: Why would anyone read your blog?

Tom: They shouldn't. Well unless they like laughing at me, poking fun at the current generation of commercialized yet not travel writers, or enjoy a story that ends with someone pooping their pants. Then they should.

The Onion: Do you think your blog will help people?

Tom: Absolutely not, if anything it will hurt them.

The Onion: Do you think your blog could save lives?

Tom: It is far more likely to endanger than save lives, depending on interpretation.

The Onion: Is this blog your ticket to heaven?

Tom: I certainty hope so, but fear not.